On a lone isolated farm house on a wind swept Moore sits the international man of mystery Major General Sir Ian.

Ian can be found cutting it about on only dating sites wearing his uniforms with gongs, a 15 year old malt in one hand while puffing on a hand rolled Cuban cigar and knocking one out over a well thumbed Readers Wives, Sir Ian is most definitely a hit with the ladies.

What a Walting wombling spunk trombone.

As one member of the WMHCHQ put it.

“Brilliant, one of the best yet! Classic badly photoshopped photos, more medals than a North Korean general, perfunctory SAS certificate, classic living room uniform shots and more titles than an African Warlord. Beautiful simply beautiful. Gentleman the standard of Walting has been raised to new Walting heights! Bravo!!??”

Update

Since we exposed Sir Walt

He decided to contact us. Not sure if we have heard this before, but funny all the same.

Sir Ian was claiming many things

Says he’s a sir major general RMP, he’s SAS and commando and flies choppers yet lives in a council flat in Eccles Salford

Update 29th October 2020

He’s back...

His SAS certificate from eBay has his alleged army number and as a Trooper in 1995, wow he rose up the ranks very fast. Considering his LinkedIn profile claims he joined the armed forces in 1986.

The London Gazette has no trace of him under his name

No one from the units he claims to be know him

He has no military Parachute Course data under his name.

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